Q. What do you call Katsumas’ that sleep on chandeliers?
A. Light sleepers!
Q. What did Dr. Strangeglove say when he accidentally turned himself into a bird?
A. Oh no, I’m now Dr. Strangedove!
Q. Why did Sweet Tooth eat all her homework?
A. Because it was a piece of cake!
Q. What is the dentists’ worst enemy?
A. Sweet Tooth!
Q. Why was the poor Furi sad?
A. Because all of the Monsters threw Rox at him!
Q. What do you call a villain that steals art?
A. A Googenheist!
Q. Why can’t Moshi pirates say the alphabet?
A. Because they always get lost at “c”!
Q. Why did the Zommer quit teaching?
A. Because he only had one pupil!
Q. How do Monsters get to school?
A. In a ghoul bus!